Cartoons & Quotes by JDM (Beta) v20220810 National Lazy Day

Should find funny quotes and cartoons (or am I lazy today?). Happy National Lazy Day!

GOAL: To find people that like to laugh that are active in charity and investing in deals. We are looking for few good former CEOs to help lead peer groups of CEOs with $3 million plus EBITDA. Our group had 7+ Unicorns in 28+ deals in the last two years.

FAST QUOTE:

“Call me lazy, but changing quotes is easier than making your own ideas” – Quest Who

“Pick lazy person to do a hard job as they will find easy solution” – Bill Gates? Frank Gilbreth Sr., Clarence Bleicher? Walter Chrysler? Apocryphal? Anonymous? Universal Truth? Here possible answer: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/02/26/lazy-job/

More quotes after cartoons!

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woman using laptop computer with vr headset
Photo by ThisIsEngineering on Pexels.com

Pick a quote for this photo based on trying to be funny!

  1. I am making a Meta shoe to workout in the Meta Universe.
  2. The perfect shoe to kick your lazy ____ in the virtual world.
  3. Create your own caption for this photo

LAZY QUOTES

“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow”
― Gloria Pitzer

“We often miss opportunity because it’s dressed in overalls and looks like work”― Thomas A. Edison

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”― Robert Heinlein

“Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.”
― Tchaikovsky

“I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”
― Ronald Reagan

“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me naught but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow”
― Gloria Pitzer

“Both teachers and learners go to sleep at their post as soon as there is no enemy in the field.”
― John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

Other quotes welcome!

Author: JDM

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